sulpherforlunch: oh my god a quarter?

I was about ten, and I was demanding payment for spending six hours cleaning mine and my step-sister’s room, and THAT was my reward.

My dad was always a cheapskate.

mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical