May 2013
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why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
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dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
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thank god today is friday and not wednesday pretending it’s friday
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i have 99 problems and like 97 of them are all my fault
– Grantaire, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
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note to self: no more pouring soy sauce over chicken-flavored yakisoba
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vvierd:
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
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*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
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Person: hey have you read any good books lately?
Me: are you ready for this conversation
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now whose dumb idea was it to place the undo typing button right next to the save button in mircosoft word, I ask you
because the rage of a sleep-deprived college student who just erased an entire section of her research paper is a wild, untameable beast I will skewer your head on a pike and raise it to the gods in sacrifice, amen
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fuckyeahlaughters:
ah, yes school work.
*shoves pencil through eye*
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50 Incredible Tattoos Inspired By Books →
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muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
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