September 2010
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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50 Banned Books That Everyone Should Read →
Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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“you lost your job? great opportunity! failed at life? there’s only one way...”
– —Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan. I have already finished the book, but this is one of those parts that repeats itself over and over in my head. I have also discovered that I just may be about the only person who reads these things called “books.” My...
Sep 24th
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A note to my bad day(s).
Dear Bad Day(s): Please fuck off. I non-thank you for the utter rudeness you continue to inflict upon me. Do you enjoy watching me suffer? You sadist. Putting such behavior on public display is not acceptable by society’s standards—I just thought you should know, and also know that I dislike you. Very much. Tomorrow I will dispose of you. Sincerely, Airtwit
Sep 24th
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“[…] and I say, ‘Mom, this is a historical event. History...”
– From Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan
Sep 23rd
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Poems from Averno
Archaic Fragment - Louise Glück …….your poem: tried, but could not. Blue Rotunda - Louise Glück except she said you have to fix it in the right order not touching the father until you solve the mother
Sep 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Sep 22nd
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Anonymous asked: if you could have a superpower, (any superpower like flying, controlling time, invisibility) which would you choose?
Sep 22nd
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Sep 20th
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Goddamn craneflies.
Black, shiny flat in hand, I hunted and chased that winged insect as if I were a hound dog. It flew inside the living room when the sliding door was opened, and it took me an hour and half to finally sandwich it between my shoe and the floor. My shoe is now scuffed and I’m out of breath. ): Here are two poems and a short story I still enjoy reading. I read Kate Chopin’s story several...
Sep 19th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Anonymous asked: What question do hate being asked the most?
Sep 11th
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Anonymous asked: Sleep-hungry Monster asks: Doesn't a lightning rod on top of a church show a lack of faith?
Sep 8th
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WatchWatch
One night at grandmer’s house, and Andy wanted to be let out. The night is no place for a de-clawed cat.
Sep 7th
Sep 7th
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Anonymous asked: Why are the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Sep 6th
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Anonymous asked: HEY BEHBEH.
BOXERS OR BRIEFS *eyebrow wiggle*
Sep 6th
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Anonymous asked: Where does the toe-tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes...or any fingers? (Had to modify the end of that question there. XD)
Sep 6th
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Anonymous asked: Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Sep 6th
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“It’s like you’ve had your period five times this month. That’s...”
– Dead Smiling Pirates - “Not Okay”
Sep 5th
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Sep 4th
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tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Sep 4th
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Rocketpack Upgrade →
IT SAYS “BONUS TRACK.” BUT IT’S CALLED “ROCKETPACK UPGRADE,” duh.
Sep 4th