April 2012
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womens magazine: you're beautiful just the way you are
womens magazine: lose 557965 lbs in 2 weeks
womens magazine: natural is beautiful
womens magazine: buy blush, mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, foundation etc.
tomlinsarse:
what
my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time
just
the fuck
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What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k
-e.e. cummings
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Someday I am going to publish an entire novel in...
laulu:
spaceyginger:
sillyunicorntime:
It will be the most beautiful masterpiece ever written and they will make it required reading for high school students everywhere. Each day, I will get envelopes filled with razors and arsenic in the mail and I will sit on my mountain of blood money laughing as I watch the world burn.
#The title will be in papyrus
The cover picture will be from...
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I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
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i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
turgle:
not texting back is only okay when I do it
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what they say: i just have to unplug the internet for a few seconds
what i hear: we're turning off life support
Can you imagine Sokka's parenting?
Sokka's son: Dad, my girlfriend just broke up with me. What do I do?
Sokka: Son, my first girlfriend died and became the moon.
Sokka's son:
Katara:
Aang:
Suki:
Zuko: That's rough, buddy.
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1612th:
i used to say xD a lot but it’s okay we’ve all been there
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