Why are my own posts not showing up on my dash?

Ugh, Tumblr.

Omphalophobia

readingtimewithapickle:


Fear of belly buttons.

Anyone who’s watched my video knows.
Dear god, my anxiety. And gag reflex.

Attempting to Blow Myself

mybiggestregretever:

My biggest regret ever is getting too desperate to know what a blow job was like and deciding to attempt to blow myself.  I snapped a vertebrate in my spine and spent months in a special cast attempting to make up stories to explain it.  My parents always knew.

[Male, 19]

Why is another porn blog following me?

I Spit In It!

funny-pictures-uk:

You have been warned! [ funny pictures blog ]

Splenda

tastes like a rotting, filth-ridden rat someone tried to sweeten with grains of stale cancer. my tongue curls in horrific disgust.