Omphalophobia
Fear of belly buttons.

Anyone who’s watched my video knows.
Dear god, my anxiety. And gag reflex.
Attempting to Blow Myself
My biggest regret ever is getting too desperate to know what a blow job was like and deciding to attempt to blow myself. I snapped a vertebrate in my spine and spent months in a special cast attempting to make up stories to explain it. My parents always knew.
[Male, 19]

I Spit In It!
You have been warned! [ funny pictures blog ]
Splenda
tastes like a rotting, filth-ridden rat someone tried to sweeten with grains of stale cancer. my tongue curls in horrific disgust.





