[vagenda implied]
Raya | undecided nursing major | book nerd
{I run two bookish blogs: nie zu viele and midnight coffee monster}
I like cats, Jude Law's receding hairline, flossing my teeth, vacuuming, coffee, Stash chai white tea, creative writing, and reading books. I am a partially motivated college student in her early twenties, and I have a severe addiction to literature and, on occasion, Asian dramas. *Follow midnight coffee monster with bloglovin' by clicking below!
There is some mystery ingredient in mashed potatoes that makes all ugly feelings float away on a cloud of whipped butter, sweet carbs, and fairy dust only to crash down back to earth two days later and promptly land on your ass. If you don’t believe me, just ask Oprah.
― Stefanie Wilder-Taylor, It’s Not Me, It’s You (via gowaltzing)
I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
― Laurie Notaro, It Looked Different on the Model (via gowaltzing)
There’s really nothing creepier than going somewhere with one of your parents and having people think you are together, as a couple. Of lovers. Who do it. With each other. The only way to describe how this makes me feel is to say that it makes my vagina nauseous, if that’s even physically possible.
― i know i am, but what are you? - Samantha Bee
